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Preperation For The Insane Bastard Cert


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You won't regret it Paul!

I crushed a shiny bastard to an inch with those puppies!!! hahah!!

BTW I been throwing my Insane that I'm gonna try to bend on Saturday all over the place today. Took it outside and threw it in the mud then I backed my truck over it, gave it to my dog to chew on and finally I wrote RIP 8-09-08 on it! :D

Haha! :laugh Do we need to put in a clause about no "truck stomping" the bars? :tongue

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Piss on it! :laugh

done deal! :laugh

:laugh:laugh recommend washing it before your attempt though :laugh:laugh

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negative! :D

That bastard is staying covered in piss till after it dies. Then I'll clean it off and give it a proper burial! :laugh

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All right I've seen enough of this foreplay. Quit messing around and take it! ;):rock:D

- Aaron

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Just finished getting my pads wrapped! Took me about 20 minutes to finally get them super tight and straight. Chalked the ever living crap out of jason's crushpads inside and out so zero slipping occurs during the crushdown.

I have been stretching 3 times a day so my damn pecs don't start hurting during the bend. Also been eating like a garbage truck.

Waiting absolutely sucks though...

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Suck it up and do what you need to do!

My first Insane Bastard was almost as good as my first red on the elation level. Only thing better was the first KOAB for me.

- Aaron

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yeah man I'm doing all I can to make this bend go down!!

It still hasn't set in that I am actually capable of such a bend yet.

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yeah man I'm doing all I can to make this bend go down!!

It still hasn't set in that I am actually capable of such a bend yet.

But you know you're more than capable when you really think about it.

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I almost just went out in the garage and bent the damn insane...then I calmed down and had a beer :D

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HAHA!!! :D

This is incredible. I never realized it before but I am seriously addicted to bending. I gave the insane to my mom and told her not to let me have it till saturday. Odds are I'll be searching for it all day tomorrow!

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HAHA!!! :D

This is incredible. I never realized it before but I am seriously addicted to bending. I gave the insane to my mom and told her not to let me have it till saturday. Odds are I'll be searching for it all day tomorrow!

It's like I said. The similarities to a trained circus bear are profound. You'll probably mesmerize your mom with the old bear-riding-the-unicycle trick and then when she least expects it-BOOM! You grabbed the Insane and ran away.

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HAHA!!! :D

This is incredible. I never realized it before but I am seriously addicted to bending. I gave the insane to my mom and told her not to let me have it till saturday. Odds are I'll be searching for it all day tomorrow!

Just be carefull if shes found your stash of ho hos and coffee she might bend it her self :D

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HAHA!!! :D

This is incredible. I never realized it before but I am seriously addicted to bending. I gave the insane to my mom and told her not to let me have it till saturday. Odds are I'll be searching for it all day tomorrow!

Just be carefull if shes found your stash of ho hos and coffee she might bend it her self :D

:laugh:laugh

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I can't wait any longer. I'm gonna go for the bend around 4pm today. I just started my coffee loading.

I use a digital camera to video my bends. I was testing it out and for some reason I can't get a VERY clear shot of the marks on the ruler. So hopefully I bend the insane enough below 2 inches where its not going to be a debate. I'll try to get it as clear as humanly possible since this bend is a big deal.

Be back later with the vid guys!

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GO CHAD!!!!! KILL THAT SUCKER!!!! :rock :rock :rock :rock I SMELL STEEL DEATH IN THE AIR!!! :rock

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Chad, get it, your shot to win the race!

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gotta wait till tonight guys...my brother left and thats who always films me.

I just saw this, hammer the crap out of that Insane!!! :rock Rocket that little beast to 2" and then, after you measure it on video, throw it down and stomp it. :cool You ought to give me a call when you slay the Insanedragon.

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