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Dave Morton - Magnificent Bastard!


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Dave Morton joins Pat Povilaitis & Greg Amidon in owning some of the most freakishly strong hands in the bending world, taking down the 5/16" x 5" FBBC "Grand Bastard" bar. Congrats!!

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Congrats Dave. :bow

Those sessions with Greg seem to pay off!

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Congrats, you 2 guys are good for each other in a sadistic way that is...Outstanding work fellas, will be interesting to see what the future holds...Brett

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Dave Morton joins Pat Povilaitis & Greg Amidon in owning some of the most freakishly strong hands in the bending world, taking down the 5/16" x 5" FBBC "Grand Bastard" bar. Congrats!!

Actually the 5" is the MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! John you have so many titles even you mix them up :D Dave was a bastard long before he ever crushed one of your bars :)

As for Dave, he did two of them that day, one that took over 5 minutes and one that took around 3 minutes. The reason it took so long????? Cause my redneck buddy was measuring them wrong. He was measuring from the outside of one leg to the inside of the other. You would think a pure breed redneck would be born with the ability to use a tape measure... (Dont worry when Dave reads this he wont be offended by redneck, he thinks it is a compliment :laugh ) He crushed them down to 1 5/8" because the way he was reading it that was just under 2".... You ever try crushing these things down you know what a pain in the butt it is to move them.

Nice Job! Moron :D

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Dave Morton joins Pat Povilaitis & Greg Amidon in owning some of the most freakishly strong hands in the bending world, taking down the 5/16" x 5" FBBC "Grand Bastard" bar. Congrats!!

Actually the 5" is the MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! John you have so many titles even you mix them up :D Dave was a bastard long before he ever crushed one of your bars :)

As for Dave, he did two of them that day, one that took over 5 minutes and one that took around 3 minutes. The reason it took so long????? Cause my redneck buddy was measuring them wrong. He was measuring from the outside of one leg to the inside of the other. You would think a pure breed redneck would be born with the ability to use a tape measure... (Dont worry when Dave reads this he wont be offended by redneck, he thinks it is a compliment :laugh ) He crushed them down to 1 5/8" because the way he was reading it that was just under 2".... You ever try crushing these things down you know what a pain in the butt it is to move them.

Nice Job! Moron :D

LMAO~ Great Job Guys ! :bow

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Until the other day I wasn't even sure if these were possible, just crazy. Way to go guys. For those of you that have never felt one of these, just imagine trying to bend something that won't bend :)

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