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The "taunt Porkbone" Thread


Clay Edgin

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This guy. He has wrists like a little girl and he has bent a red tonight to 95 degrees.

What kind of person leaves a RED at 95 degrees? "Oh, I'll get it within 2 weeks..."

Two weeks?

Friends, this lazy guy needs our help/taunting. Shame him into finishing this nail.

Do it for your country.

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He has wrists like a little girl

Thems be fightin' words ! (WHY IS THERE NO ANGRY SMILIE)

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95 degrees & no finish? You didn't finish? That's like sex to the first tingling of an orgasm, then getting up & saying you'll finish in a few weeks.

That's like ordering your last meal before execution & saying "I'll finish it later".

Like being in 1st place at the Indy 500 & saying you'll do the last lap in a few days.

Like being on line to take a gold medal in weightlifting & skipping the last attempt.

Like creating Viagra & not adding the last ingredient for a few weeks (most of the old codgers on Oxygen that get that stuff may not have a few weeks).

Like knowing the winning lottery number in advance & filling out the last number a few days after the drawing.

Is that enough? Glad to help out.

Kill it!

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95 degrees? That's close enough to form a giant L. You should tape it on your forhead and walk around for those few weeks while you make up your mind to finish it.

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95 degrees?  That's close enough to form a giant L.  You should tape it on your forhead and walk around for those few weeks while you make up your mind to finish it.

Amen to that.

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95 degrees & no finish?  You didn't finish? That's like sex to the first tingling of an orgasm, then getting up & saying you'll finish in a few weeks.

You're going to have to use an analogy he can understand, John.

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This guy.  He has wrists like a little girl and he has bent a red tonight to 95 degrees.

What kind of person leaves a RED at 95 degrees?  "Oh, I'll get it within 2 weeks..."

Two weeks?

Friends, this lazy guy needs our help/taunting.  Shame him into finishing this nail.

Do it for your country.

:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

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Kill it all ready, it just aint right letting it suffer like that needlessly, put it out of its misery..............Poor little red nail, it never hurt nobody.......KILL-KiLL-KILL......Its brothers may be watching and will think they too have a chance of defeating you....Yes that is what happened tonight the red beat you!!!!!!how does that make you feel??????????Like a loser??????????/Just joshing nice work tonight, keep up the good work.....Brett

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I have seen pork's wrists and they are not like a little girl's! Good wrists and good size forearms....he now needs the HEART OF STEEL!!!

"95 degrees & no finish? You didn't finish? That's like sex to the first tingling of an orgasm, then getting up & saying you'll finish in a few weeks."

Well, I've got a weird story about THAT so anybody curious can PM me... :whistel

Go get it Pork!

MEAT

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I'm at a loss to pen any new taunts, as the others have been so thorough, so I'll just commend you on a job almost well done. You know, anything worth starting is worth doing right... Besides, why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

Seriously, awesome work, Mike!

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Put a dress on him and hang the nail around his neck. Put it in the gallery and take it down when he can do one start to finish....

unfortunately from what I heard last night Porkbone might like the dress idea. :D

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Man, you guys don't fool around! The red didn't want to move any more for me last night, but I promise--I will finish it.

Thanks everyone!

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Fake sick, go home, and destroy it!

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Put a dress on him and hang the nail around his neck.  Put it in the gallery and take it down when he can do one start to finish.... 

unfortunately from what I heard last night Porkbone might like the dress idea.  :D

Throw in a Yao Ming poster, and I think he's in it to win it. :cool

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It's been two days. Is that red still L shaped?

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95 degrees? 9.5 degrees, I can see, but 95 and quitting?

My grandmother with iron poor blood offered that if its not fully bent soon, feel free to send it to her so she can finish it off. Its like climbing everest, then turning around 10 feet from the top because you were getting a blister. ;)

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95 degrees?  9.5 degrees, I can see, but 95 and quitting?

My grandmother with iron poor blood offered that if its not fully bent soon, feel free to send it to her so she can finish it off.  Its like climbing everest, then turning around 10 feet from the top because you were getting a blister. ;)

That is a good one.

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